Haha oh man. Thanks, you're amazing. Haha.

Fortunately, I'm not using memcache, so maybe I'll be safe. I'll have to go back and change what I changed to L's and see how that works.

And you're not a MySQL admin, sheeesh. I thought you were Mr. Super Duper! LOL. Seriously though, that's cool. You've definitely helped me a lot in understanding all this and I really appreciate it.

Thank you!!!