My answer refuses to be constrained by your choices. ;)

I would love to feel like I could contribute, but the few times I've looked at actual code, I've felt completely overwhelmed by the complexity. And the one time I took a doc bug, my brain sabotaged me, and ... that just didn't work out well, and I feel like I've earned myself a reputation as flaky. :(

But if the timing were right, I'd gladly hang out and cheerlead and hope for enough to rub off via osmosis that I could maybe do something worth doing someday.